Spanish Villa Holiday, Swop for use of Transit Van

[Zurki]

Hi everyone. I have a beautiful Spanish Villa in a forest reserve in the Los Guajares Mountain range in Spain.

It is 40 mins from Granada and 40 mins from the coast at Salobrena. It has four bedrooms and a pool and is totally isolated for peace and quiete yet ten mins from the local village where there are two bars and a shop etc. It is set ni twenty acres of olives, orange and almond groves and is frequented by Wild Pig, Ibex and Deer. It is truly one of the most incredible places on earth!!! Pictures available on request.

I need to take some furniture down to the Villa and in these times of austerity I wondered if anyone would like to do a swop. A Transit/Box Van to take the furniture in exchange for a holiday for you and you family at a time of your choosing.

We can either drive each way between us or we use the van there and back which ever suits you. We are careful experienced drivers. Must be diesel and High Roofed Transit or Box van. Think about it, it makes sense.

[darkbluevanman]

Mmmm... We've seen this before haven't we????

I wonder if Zurki is an african prince who's millions are locked away in a bank but could be accessed via you bank details, for which he would pay you ''1 MILLION DOLLARS'' (in a Dr evil styley) for your troubles???

[darkbluevanman]

http://fordtransit.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=122441&p=1012000&hilit=spain+transit#p1012000

[darkbluevanman]

And as if by 'black' magic I've just recieved this email:

I Need Your Help,

I am Mrs Edward Anita a born again Christian from New Jersey American based in Ireland, a 46yrs old widow suffering from the cancer of the blood, i have contacted you after a long prayers for guidance from the lord, i have a 6yrs old girl Racheal by name that i wish to be put up in your custody, since my doctors have confirmed that i will not make it through this illness, I have a sum of Three Million Five Hundred thousand dollars as transitory deposit under the custody of a financial institution in London, which i wish to transfer to you the custodian of my daughter for her up keep once you accept and convince me that you have the good heart to accept her as a part of you.
I have ma de this decision to give my daughter up for care to an unrelated family in Australia who will take care of her as her family, due to the fact that my immediate family members and friends have abandoned me since i became ill and all awaiting for my death to lay claims on my little asset which has convinced me that they will not take care of my daughter once i am gone and that will keep my soul at rest

Kindly let me know of your willingness and desire to accept my daughter as your own, so we could initiate the legal process to accord you the custody right of my daughter and have the financial institution in London legally transfer the right and ownership of my transitory deposit to your name for the upkeep of my daughter.
Do keep me in your prayers and always remain blessed in Lord.

Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs Edward Anita.


I was almost convinced, but god doesn't exist...

[darkbluevanman]

Kindly let me know of your willingness and desire to accept my daughter as your own...

Just checking the dimensions of the basement now....

[Altransit]

http://fordtransit.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=122441&p=1012000&hilit=spain+transit#p1012000

Hmmmm ......................... and both using BT Openplus public internet access