B J T

[transitandy]

my lad remined me the other day that when we went to barton upon humber the other week we saw a greenish transit van he also had two big dogs and had stopped in a lay by to let the dogs have a wee i suppose, i was going to bib my hooter but did not want to cause alarm shame i could not stop though as the seller was waiting for me to collect my caravan, so just for record was it you b j t

[bigjohnthomas]

Did you get a look at the driver of said vehicle?
Tweed jacket?
Pink cravat ?
Yellow socks?

[bigjohnthomas]

I have been thinking it must of been me
1) I reside a few villages from there
2) I have yet to see another sublime green van on the road
3)around 3ish weeks ago one of the lips shit in the van and I stopped in the layby from barton to barrow to fish the stinker out

[transitandy]

Hi bjt it was 29th of december so about 4/5 weeks ago roughly between 11 and 12 ish
tweed jacket rings a bell

[bigjohnthomas]

i cant remember that long ago
you should of stopped and helped me get the turd out you shovel i wipe

[transitandy]

was the turd that big

[bigjohnthomas]

they were 3 months old then so it would of been this big

i dont normaly take pics of turds but
when they are little i take pictures of naughty things they do to embarrass them when they are older
and one little fooker shit on the bed

[transitandy]

Im sorry i asked now

[whitemice]

Im sorry i asked now

Right decision not to stop though Andy, probably now be gimping in the back of a lime green transit if you had.

[bigjohnthomas]

gimpimng do you mean The act of a female releasing a vile of vestigial fruit flies into her vagina white mouse


it looks a bit juicy that Richard the third
perhaps they had just had the wormer

[transitandy]

Im sorry i asked now

Right decision not to stop though Andy, probably now be gimping in the back of a lime green transit if you had.

[Trickie Dickie]

Whatever happened to Smudger?

[whitemice]

Whatever happened to Smudger?

Back in the box?

[transitandy]

perhaps his vans all sorted