tranny number 3 for giggles... happy days!

[giggles]

hey folks

hopes all well in tranny world

I am da proud ower of a second tranny

she b a '99 L190 hi-cube jumbo long wheelbase

120k miles on 'er

gona convert her inta a camper

now der some folks out der who rekon dat da engine
in me L100 is da exact same as da L190
well my L190 is feelin alot stronger n faster... would dis
be a result of better care of da L190 bus like not hacked
n regular servicing? cos da L100 did hava hard life?
just wondering folks
gona get me computer whiz brother ta give me simpleton
giude ta getin pics on for ta show ye
anyways folk just wanted ta share me giddyness

feel like a wee gossin on crimbo mornin

apart from da fact dat i hada pay 4 me crimbo present

[dcwuk]

translation anyone?

[dpsservices]

wheres inty

[trigger]

Yeah be much easier to read in English, innit lol.

[sidspop]

Translation as follows (I think)

Good evening ladies and gentlemen.
I have recently become the very proud owner of a transit van, which is a large one. She has relatively low miles on her, having travelled 120,000 miles in her lifetime. My plan is to convert her into a camper in due course.
My engine appaers to pull very well, in fact nearly as good as my previous vehicle, could this be the result of good servicing?
My computer skills are lacking, however my brother has more experience than I at uploading smutty stuff, and I would love to show you gents my vehicle.
I feel very happy, similar to the feelings one gets on the morning of Christmas. Apart from the fact I have to buy my own socks and undercrackers.
Innit

[Gavin]

read it out loud in yer best oiorish accent impersination and it makes perfect sense!

[giggles]

quality translation sidspop

yep she a beaut of a bus
just bac from da wielding shop so da
floor is gud ta go
wots da word for typin as u speak?
wel wha'ever 'tis dats wha i do

sure it'll stand ta ye some day ye decide ta
come ta visit da island

[Gavin]

wots da word for typin as u speak?

fernetically

[darkbluevanman]

I'm from Yorkshire tha nors.... I got it perfik!

[CG_Maintenance]

hey folks

hopes all well in tranny world

I am da proud ower of a second tranny

she b a '99 L190 hi-cube jumbo long wheelbase

120k miles on 'er

gona convert her inta a camper

now der some folks out der who rekon dat da engine
in me L100 is da exact same as da L190
well my L190 is feelin alot stronger n faster... would dis
be a result of better care of da L190 bus like not hacked
n regular servicing? cos da L100 did hava hard life?
just wondering folks
gona get me computer whiz brother ta give me simpleton
giude ta getin pics on for ta show ye
anyways folk just wanted ta share me giddyness

feel like a wee gossin on crimbo mornin

apart from da fact dat i hada pay 4 me crimbo present

PARDON