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Re: Neds non running piece of.......... Joy :

Postby nedforceone » Thu Sep 21, 2017 7:05 pm

Is the drag strip long enough for my plane :lol: Wonder if the AA will tow it there then all you brainiacks can fix it for me :P N
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Re: Neds non running piece of.......... Joy :

Postby gotgcoalman » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:07 pm

nedforceone wrote:Is the drag strip long enough for my plane :lol: Wonder if the AA will tow it there then all you brainiacks can fix it for me :P N


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tow it a mile from home home and then phone breakdown.

tell them where you are heading and you'd get the van there by the magic of low loader.
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Re: Neds non running piece of.......... Joy :

Postby bambi mk 1 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:15 pm

Oh they of little faith Ned :mrgreen: Like the man said when he cut the monkeys tail,wont be long now :wink:
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Re: Neds non running piece of.......... Joy :

Postby karl » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:19 pm

you still not got it running yet :roll:

even garages phone me to get diagnoses of these dreaded 2.0 tdci ,2.2 tdci

the one i just diagnosed was pump and injectors all replaced up and running :D (well they done the pump first and left the swarft behind )

customer happy well apart from the bill but the garage happy customer happy :D
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Re: Neds non running piece of.......... Joy :

Postby Punto443 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:21 pm

Transit, you know it's really an abbreviation?

Typically Rusty And Non Starting Injector Trouble :lol:
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Re: Neds non running piece of.......... Joy :

Postby karl » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:24 pm

Punto443 wrote:Transit, you know it's really an abbreviation?

Typically Rusty And Non Starting Injector Trouble :lol:


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Postby bambi mk 1 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:37 pm

Trying to Rob Auld Neds Sanity In Total :shock:
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Re: Neds non running piece of.......... Joy :

Postby nedforceone » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:54 pm

My sanity went the day I bought the 'totally delinquent crazy injection' van :lol: I think the engine should have been called Damien and not duratorq. N
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Re: Neds non running piece of.......... Joy :

Postby nedforceone » Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:28 pm

No delivery yet Mr Bambi sir but I have been going through the wiring loom,
It would seem someone before my ownership has made a few non ford modifications to the cps wire and a couple of small niks in the imv and fuel temp wires, cps all re soldered and heat shrunk and the imv and fuel temp wires taped up. N
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Re: Neds non running piece of.......... Joy :

Postby nedforceone » Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:57 pm

Covered in sinners and dripping with guilt, I load up my guns to fire their filth, down in the cannons where satan does roar, the beast awakes its standing no more :mrgreen: N
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Re: Neds non running piece of.......... Joy :

Postby blue estate » Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:02 pm

nedforceone wrote:Covered in sinners and dripping with guilt, I load up my guns to fire their filth, down in the cannons where satan does roar, the beast awakes its standing no more :mrgreen: N
https://youtu.be/7brqKRVJdSc

So dodgy wiring it was then ?


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Re: Neds non running piece of.......... Joy :

Postby nedforceone » Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:06 pm

blue estate wrote:
nedforceone wrote:Covered in sinners and dripping with guilt, I load up my guns to fire their filth, down in the cannons where satan does roar, the beast awakes its standing no more :mrgreen: N
https://youtu.be/7brqKRVJdSc

So dodgy wiring it was then ?


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Kind of I also bunged in a new IMV for good measure, it took me from 12 till 7 going through the wiring :roll: Just dumped 4 litres of rola cola on the oil patch on the driveway. N
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Re: Neds non running piece of.......... Joy :

Postby Punto443 » Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:46 pm

Now get it to Santa pod!
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Re: Neds non running piece of.......... Joy :

Postby nedforceone » Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:02 pm

I'll see what I can do, might be able to get there Sunday. N
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Re: Neds non running piece of.......... Joy :

Postby Punto443 » Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:10 pm

It'll clear the air out the system having a wee run :)
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