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Rat or reprobate ?

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Rat or reprobate ?

Postby bigjohnthomas » Sun Jan 14, 2018 12:54 pm

Van wouldn't lock last night on inspection today the loom to the back o/s door has been eaten or cut ?

I did leave 300kg of dog food in it yesterday though :?
Either way there b*stards :x :x
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Re: Rat or reprobate ?

Postby bigjohnthomas » Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:13 pm

8 wires all the same colour :?
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Re: Rat or reprobate ?

Postby blue estate » Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:17 pm

I think this is the culprit :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Rat or reprobate ?

Postby bigjohnthomas » Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:34 pm

Little b*stard :x
Why do all the wires have to be black
Bloody ford
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Re: Rat or reprobate ?

Postby bigjohnthomas » Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:39 pm

I have an engineer looking at it now
But I don't think hell fix it
He looks abut of of a dickhead really
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Re: Rat or reprobate ?

Postby bigjohnthomas » Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:53 pm

That bloody allcock ,allcock and allcock engineering 8)
Bloody brilliant he's only gone and fixed it :?
64 different permutations and he gets it first time :?
Odd init ?
Anyway its working now for some reason
The repair even has a factory look about it :P

I don't know why it works :?
But it does 8)
Right I'm off to the feed place to buy 10 kilo of poison
This is war :x
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Re: Rat or reprobate ?

Postby boltondigger » Sun Jan 14, 2018 9:20 pm

Genius :D :D :D
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Re: Rat or reprobate ?

Postby Punto443 » Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:17 pm

It’s those Europeans to blame again!

Apparently they spec’d some ecofriendly wire insulation stuff.
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Re: Rat or reprobate ?

Postby bigjohnthomas » Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:34 pm

There was a thread about that wasn't there :?
Allegedly ford made the wire insulation out of recycled peanut butter contaminated with toxic waste
Rats love it but it makes them In to 30 foot super rats capable of eating a transit whole

Well.. I unlocked it ok at 5 last night parked it up at gay skull
Went to lock it at about midnight and it wouldn't lock
So that's when they attacked
Just been to check the outer defences wheat bait and blocks
Couple of slugs munching the blocks but no Roland activity at this stage :?
It will be just one rouge rat
But now they all must die :D
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Re: Rat or reprobate ?

Postby bigjohnthomas » Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:05 am

I haven't checked to see of Roland has attacked the van again yet
But.. This bait tray was full last night and left behind the back drivers side wheel
And its nearly empty now 8) :P
And the ring of death around the van (full tub of bait blocks) has disappeared
The little c*** should be bleeding to death shortly :D
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Re: Rat or reprobate ?

Postby bigjohnthomas » Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:21 pm

That bloody allcock :x
The bloody interior lights in the back don't go out now
Well they go out a bit
But glow all the time
Call themselves engineers :x

So there's 8 wires.... 3 are a little bit thicker
Connect those 3 up and the lock works
All good
5 black wires all the same that Roland has eaten

Well at least its down to 25 permutations by my calculations
Masking tape to number each wire and
1-1
2-2
3-3
4-4
5-5
Run and test
Bolloks
Then
1-2
2-1
3-3
And so on and so forth :( :x
Bloody EU :x
Why are all the bloody wires black ?
Bloody EU directive 1823 all wires must be black to make allcock angry and upset
b*stards :x
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Re: Rat or reprobate ?

Postby TallPaul » Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:50 pm

Arent they black but with coloured flecks, or am I dreaming?
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Re: Rat or reprobate ?

Postby bigjohnthomas » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:08 pm

Flecks? I was looking for stripes :oops:
I'll get my magnifying glass out and have another look
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Re: Rat or reprobate ?

Postby BHM » Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:01 am

bigjohnthomas wrote:That bloody allcock :x
The bloody interior lights in the back don't go out now
Well they go out a bit
But glow all the time
Call themselves engineers :x

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I have LED load lights and they do glow dimly for quite a while after turning off....

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Re: Rat or reprobate ?

Postby loot » Thu Jan 18, 2018 11:18 am

Sending him naked pictures BHM won't help it'll distract him :lol:

I may have a diagram here somewhere bjt but it won't help unless you can find both ends of the connectors.
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