What did you do to your Custom today?

[RustWidow]

She looks well angry with that grill all bent. I like your version front, not sure I really like the new ones, but you do what you want, it’s your van after all!

[cycleguy]

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Got the last piece of the front of my van painted today very happy with how it turned out

[bigjohnthomas]

Not really

I think it's just the number plate and lower grill tbh maybe the slam panel or the bar, the bumper joins are still good.

Bugger
Did it have a tow bar on or somink
Bit pointy

I don't understand those protected ncb things
Say you claimed then next year's renewal
Ncb? Yes 5 years
25% discount
Have you had an accident in the last 1000 years ?
Yes last year
50% increase suckerrrrrrrrre

[loot]

Not really

I think it's just the number plate and lower grill tbh maybe the slam panel or the bar, the bumper joins are still good.

Bugger
Did it have a tow bar on or somink
Bit pointy

I don't understand those protected ncb things
Say you claimed then next year's renewal
Ncb? Yes 5 years
25% discount
Have you had an accident in the last 1000 years ?
Yes last year
50% increase suckerrrrrrrrre

No just a flat bumper and it hadn't done anything to it

Have you had any accidents/convictions in the last 5 years?

The answer you give will determine the premium you will pay.

Minor collision insurance is a no win affair.

It is only useful if the worst happens and you cause millions of pounds of damage which you'll never afford.

[bigjohnthomas]

Have you fixed it yet dad

Little b*stards shitting on the roof of mine

[loot]

Batman' the chicks dig it.

Meanwhile back at the dodgems.

Got this from Ford for 14 gbp

You try getting 1 off the internet it doesn't exist.

[bigjohnthomas]

14 + 20% for that b*stard down in london?
nice fuse plucker

[loot]

14 + 20% for that b*stard down in london?
nice fuse plucker

That was a bonus I didn't expect only thing is there's a date stamp on the lid 18. They'll know it's had a repair when it comes to sell it now

What's the red worth then?

[bigjohnthomas]

dont you get bumfooked if you dont tell them its had a smash and they find out ?
is it not on that hpi thing thats not on the log book like the arsewasher is
well when i say it is, i only know that because the bloke that sold it said it is

ill give you 6 Troy Ounces of nazi gold for him

[loot]

dont you get bumfooked if you dont tell them its had a smash and they find out ?
is it not on that hpi thing thats not on the log book like the arsewasher is
well when i say it is, i only know that because the bloke that sold it said it is

ill give you 6 Troy Ounces of nazi gold for him

Nah obviously I'll declare it, I date say there's a few small tell tales about the van anyway.

I've sorted the insurance out, not paying him cash, he seemed a little disappointed but was ok about it.

Might have to buy your deawoo off you come renewal but hey ho life is life

[bigjohnthomas]

It's a Chevrolet actually

That will mean he can't pocket the cash and leave the bumper

[loot]

Yes, he was looking forward to the cash as he was pushing me saying I'd have to go round tonight before he goes on holiday.

Be funny if the assessor goes and looks at his car and says, what are we looking at then fella? That scratch and creased bumper there, where now? There! , now I don't see anything mate? Arghhh there right there you blind?
Nah mate ya on some form of lsd I'm sure of it, see ya weirdo.


Although I would like him to get sorted out amicably, it was my fault after all.

[CRM]

Not really

I think it's just the number plate and lower grill tbh maybe the slam panel or the bar, the bumper joins are still good.

was this in evans halshaw (Bretton) earlier this week by chance ?
I had mine in (14 plate black sport) for a "service" and noticed one with a concave front end.

[bigjohnthomas]

concave nice one that won't upset him

As in" I'm going to concave someone's f*** head in"

[loot]

It was Lol but not for repair, I think I saw a black sport and also a red sport over the far end.

I'm not convinced they have changed my oil either