To Trolley or to bottle?

[ned]

Should fit underneath, the holder is only a sh*t thing that goes through the centre of the wheel.

[Scooby doo]

Should fit underneath, the holder is only a sh*t thing that goes through the centre of the wheel.

I’ll try it out when I get the spare off the van, my new tyres still in the back, tho other side needs changing next as that’s got a chunk of tread missing for some reason, tho least at this rate both the new ones be fitted at the same time

[dumper]

No chance of that it always rains so that’s what the RAC is for they can get wet and has a x bus mechanic I’ve a lot of experience of breakdowns in lay-bys and thinking about it 3 of my punctures have been off road on a rally stage so in that case the bottle Jack was the best option apart from one of them another Marshall with a Landrover had one of those air bags you inflate off the van exhaust that must have been the easiest puncture I ever did.

You ain’t seen rain man your on the east side, try coming to Cheshire, it rains 99.9% of the time we don’t get sun burn we just rust

You forget ned I spend 15 weeks a year cv19 not fubaring it up in Southern Ireland they get more rain then you as you only get what they don’t want

[ned]

No chance of that it always rains so that’s what the RAC is for they can get wet and has a x bus mechanic I’ve a lot of experience of breakdowns in lay-bys and thinking about it 3 of my punctures have been off road on a rally stage so in that case the bottle Jack was the best option apart from one of them another Marshall with a Landrover had one of those air bags you inflate off the van exhaust that must have been the easiest puncture I ever did.

You ain’t seen rain man your on the east side, try coming to Cheshire, it rains 99.9% of the time we don’t get sun burn we just rust

You forget ned I spend 15 weeks a year cv19 not fubaring it up in Southern Ireland they get more rain then you as you only get what they don’t want

Ah so it’s the Irish left over rain we get, I bloody hate rain.

[Scooby doo]

Is that you saying in a nice way Ned you don’t like Irish…don’t forget, I have Irish roots and I’m thick skinned, well, I’m just thick so it don’t hurt my feelings
And how have we gone from talking about jacks to talking about jack……the weather that is

[ned]

I have nothing against the Irish, it’s the french I don’t like, everyone else is fine in my eyes

[dumper]

I have nothing against the Irish, it’s the french I don’t like, everyone else is fine in my eyes

Me to

[Scooby doo]

What about Welsh?

[bambi mk 1]

I have nothing against the Irish, it’s the french I don’t like, everyone else is fine in my eyes

Just as well Ned, we know what you drive and where you live and that you can't make quick getaways in Nedley

[dumper]

What about Welsh?

Not keen on the Welsh because when you go in a pub or shop in Wales they are taking English and as soon as they realise your not they start talking in Welsh never had that happen in Ireland or Scotland.

[ned]

I have nothing against the Irish, it’s the french I don’t like, everyone else is fine in my eyes

Just as well Ned, we know what you drive and where you live and that you can't make quick getaways in Nedley

Ah yes but the nazi can make a speedy get away might take me a hour to empty it though

I have nothing against the welsh, that said I’ve only been to north Wales and most of them are scouce

[bambi mk 1]

What about Welsh?

Not keen on the Welsh because when you go in a pub or shop in Wales they are taking English and as soon as they realise your not they start talking in Welsh never had that happen in Ireland or Scotland.

Whatever you do don't say BAA BAA

[Scooby doo]

Bet Ned goes bah ram you to all the sheep just like in babe….
Tho that saying, I have a retard at work who keeps coming upto me going mehhhh…he sounds like a distressed sheep with a mating call…it was funny the first time 4 years ago, but now it’s damn right annoying….

[ned]

There’s always one arsehole in every work place, just tell him you don’t like him and to f*** off, worked for me in the past (before I worked for me)

[Scooby doo]

There’s always one arsehole in every work place, just tell him you don’t like him and to f*** off, worked for me in the past (before I worked for me)

Mate you have no idea how many times iv said that and it don’t work, follows me around like a puppy, he’s not clean, he has no conception of the word clean, it drives me nuts as I have to tidy up after him, 30 yrs old and has no idea of the word hygiene…
It’s more funny when he tries to lock up at night, he’s a yo-yo, he’s even driven half way home,10 miles drove back to make sure he locked the gate….