just wrote out a letter. what do you people think? any improvement needed
Dear Sir/Madam
I am writing this letter in regards to the settlement you sods offered, (Reg X992 DLE). Which you have stated is beyond economical repair. (apparently)
The offer I received from your spastic engineer who came to inspect the damages to my vehicle was for around £1600.00. It is yet to be confirmed if this price inc. Vat or ex. Vat. (Make up you F**king mind for god sake!).
I am not willing to accept this offer, as I think it is no where near as acceptable. (you taking me for an idiot?!) Along with this letter I have printed of various ‘van for sale’ adds found on the internet (along with some porno pics which I enjoy looking at whilst drving). There are a total of 9 adds and 990 porno pics I have found for vans with a similar spec to mine. If you work out the average price on these vans the price come to around £3200.00 roughly. The average age for a pornstar is around 26 and tit size is C cups. Now what size are yours?
So there is obviously something wrong with the estimate you have given me( were u high?). In the time I have had my van it has been very well maintained, no expense spared.
New genuine Valeo clutch around 4000 miles ago. New tyres all round (brand name tyres) (need them with all the wheel spinning I do) . New water pump around 2000 miles ago. Fully services 3 times by a local garage. New mintex brakes front and back around 3000 miles ago. New genuine Ford EGR valve around 5000 miles ago. Coloured coded all round. All this work has been carried out by the same garage by the name of ‘Red Star’. REmaped to 300BHP by Martin, induction kit, boi racer exhaust bull bars o yer most of this isn't declared BTW.
As you can see the vehicle has been well maintained. Also the engineer might have seen that the van is a very clean van for its age (but I take it he was a bild c***). Its not your everyday builders van. There is no way I can buy a similar spec van to mine on the money I have been offered. Come on for god sake we are in a recession here you guys just adding to it!!
I also believe the price I have been offered is not Market Value and it is Trade Value. I have searched many valuating websites, books etc and this seems to be the case. don't know why I have been offered Trade Value when I hold a private policy. Is this all because I am brown??
Look listen I might be brown and have a beard and turban but I swere down I aint binladen!! Trus total different beliefs not even the same religion……… (thanks god) sort it out yer!
So can you please take all this in to account and revaluate the market price for my van.
Sort it out m8!
Yours faithfully
S.S.Channa
