Reposting DAVYJCB's poem - The Helpless

[Jay2018]

HOPE MODS DON'T MIND ME REPOSTING THIS - Wanted to comment on DAVYJCB's poem lol but original thread (in NEW MEMBERS READ) is locked. Felt it deserved a repost. All I have to say is legendary. Think a lot of people might have missed it.

THE HELPLESS

o crap my transit van is broke
It fills the bloody road with smoke
I'll post a Wee note down to see
If someone knows what it may be

No-one knows what van I've got
I didny tell them didly squat
2wheel 4wheel all wheel drive
Euro4 or Euro5

What's the codes ? I hear you say
To get them I will never pay
The 20 quid for forscans steep
My pockets are not bloody deep

Could it be my egr, ignition switch
God dam this car
The scv the prv
I'll buy them stick them on an see

After all my money's wasted
Investigate to get a basis
To see what actually had gone
And fix primarily what was wrong

To try to get some help on here
You really need to make it clear
Model year and codes are great
To help you out they can't be beat
There's no-one here has crystal balls
So post it all when you make the call

[Chug]

Brilliant

[Altransit]

It's still in the original place that it was posted, you were looking at a copy in NMR

viewtopic.php?f=23&t=202792&p=1706341#p1706323

[Jay2018]

Oh sorry Altransit! I didn't realise! Damn. You can delete this thread...

Yeah this thread should deffo be deleted lol otherwise there are multiple copies...