I changed jobs so now drive a Maxus quite often, sometimes even a....Convoy!

I'd rather be in my old basic 85bhp mk6, the LDVs aren't quite as cosseting as my Transit, and the locking system is shite, they all do it, but I dunno if they're actually meant to. For a huge van with only 95bhp and sky-high gearing though, I have to admit it shoves quite well and corners ok, not responsive enough though, Transit was car-like and hair-trigger sharp.
As for the Convoy, Jesus, shows how evolution works I guess. It does feel quite literally like the important bits are indestructable though, probably necessary 'cos it doesn't seem to have suspesion going by how hard everything shakes when you hit anything less than glass-smooth, so the less-important bits like the plastic interior don't stand a chance it stuff falls off...