whats the best engine to look out for when buying ?
I live in manchester and I am looking locally,any out there??
as I am already wazed off with going to look at "its mint mate" vans,
only to get there and find its the sh*t thats holding it together!!
I think I will put an ad in the trader asking for
a batered van with a dint in every panel and each panel out of alignment, must have an oil leak,
with dried and split bushes,
bald tyres, and the spares been stolen by some bag head to feed his habit!
copious amounts of bog on every arch,
the doors must be like burnt parchment on the bottoms,
and a chip in the windscreen,
not forgetting the seat rips, wing mirrors smacked in,
and smells like bernard mannings underpants! "god rest his soul"
and if I see one more "very clean inside and out" van with three gallon of paint pissed up the inside and out the back doors I'm gonna end up doin a long lie down in strangeways for murder







