TRANSIT PILE

[FredTransit]

This was sent to me by sixwheelphil ages ago. Twice. Like it wasn't bad enough the first time. Only funny if you don't like transits. If so WHY ARE YOU HERE?



I think the drivers of these two used to work for me.........

[ovlov]

Cant see owt Fred

[FredTransit]

Wait a bit, it does come out! I just saw it, not pretty.

[Luke]

How did that happen?
no damage on the front of the mk3 did the mk2 just drop off a crane or summat??

[FredTransit]

Look at the top of the box, passenger side. I reckon the Mk3 was caning it along the road, tried to squeeze between the Mk2 and the grannie (tina?) and the top corners of the bodies collided, pushing the Mk2 into the lampost.

[Luke]

Look at the top of the box, passenger side. I reckon the Mk3 was caning it along the road, tried to squeeze between the Mk2 and the grannie (tina?) and the top corners of the bodies collided, pushing the Mk2 into the lampost.

surely tere would be more damage to the mk 3 than that!!!

ps fred it is a cortina!!!

[bortaf]

sod the transits look at that poor Mk5 corty
the wedge driver looks like he cought the side overhang while passing the corty

[Sundowner]

nnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wwwwhhhhhyyyyyy oh why in the name of god it was just an innocent cortina wwwwwwwwwhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[FredTransit]

Look at the top of the box, passenger side. I reckon the Mk3 was caning it along the road, tried to squeeze between the Mk2 and the grannie (tina?) and the top corners of the bodies collided, pushing the Mk2 into the lampost.

surely tere would be more damage to the mk 3 than that!!!

ps fred it is a cortina!!!

The large amount of damage on the Mk2 and less on the Mk3 says to me the Mk3 was moving (so quicker, less contact) and the Mk2 was stationary and the impact stffed the Mk2 into the lamppost, toppling the Mk3. Remember, I have experience with overhead damage.....And people, come on, where is the simpathy for the transits? Eh?

[Luke]

Look at the top of the box, passenger side. I reckon the Mk3 was caning it along the road, tried to squeeze between the Mk2 and the grannie (tina?) and the top corners of the bodies collided, pushing the Mk2 into the lampost.

surely tere would be more damage to the mk 3 than that!!!

ps fred it is a cortina!!!

The large amount of damage on the Mk2 and less on the Mk3 says to me the Mk3 was moving (so quicker, less contact) and the Mk2 was stationary and the impact stffed the Mk2 into the lamppost, toppling the Mk3. Remember, I have experience with overhead damage.....And people, come on, where is the simpathy for the transits? Eh?

Shouldnt matter how fast he is going - Newtons 3rd law "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction" - remembered something from phisics at school But i think you are right the mk3 clipped the mk2!!! its just they build mk3's better!!! or its probly a stronger point on the front of the luton!!!
either way he was going some just look at the lampost!!!

[FredTransit]

If the Mk2 was parked on the kerb, it would throw the top of the body into the road, so only the top corners would come into contact with each other. Most Luton bodies are made exactly the same today as they were 20 years ago, wooden floor, ally framework, ally skin, translucent fibreglass roof. Ally bends easily when it's whacked, as I already said I would know.

[Snowy]

Shouldnt matter how fast he is going - Newtons 3rd law "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction" - remembered something from phisics at school

Ah but surely you also remember Newtons 2nd law which states that the relationship between an object's mass m, its acceleration a, and the applied force F is F = ma.

[FredTransit]

Shouldnt matter how fast he is going - Newtons 3rd law "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction" - remembered something from phisics at school

Ah but surely you also remember Newtons 2nd law which states that the relationship between an object's mass m, its acceleration a, and the applied force F is F = ma.

What he said. Maybe the courtina did it.......

[Luke]

What he said. Maybe the courtina did it.......

She Fred!! but i'd agree blame it on the cortina!!

[FredTransit]

Sorry Luke, sorry Snowy! Forgot Snowy's your sister, and at last some support for the trannies!