Loots Red custom

[bigjohnthomas]

whos nuts are those ?
i thought they were some new ones you had bought and you had a set of old rusty ones holding your wheels on
afternoondrinking again, dont think i have been paying attention

[loot]

Yes they're my new second hand undamaged nuts, the original ones are on the van but 4 of them are damaged as said
Still work like but as it's a gentleman's vehicle we have to present ourselves with shiny nuts

[loot]

EBay notification, locknuts in the post
They said that about my Tai bride but it never turned up

[bigjohnthomas]

and how would you feel if i told you that i am in a position to make a cash offer on 4 of your rusty nuts ?

[loot]

I would say you sir are a scoundrel and your money is no good here

I've been waiting for this time to arrive, you remember you sent me your battered rubber piece for gratis? Well it's been a long time coming and I've lost some hair and now have cankles:-(

But I'm in a position to return the favour

Can i ask why you want rusty nuts?
I'm only going to use 8 of these max so if you want 4 then by jove you'll have them

I'll throw the rusty ones in the bin unless you want them for sexual reasons not relating to the van?

(We have some strange chats don't we?)

[bigjohnthomas]

they must be better than those on that pic i put on the other page ?
i have 4 all mangled up on the covers that dont come off
i had to hammer the socket on them to get them off
i dont care what my nuts look like as long as i can get a good grip on them

[loot]

Finally i swapped my nuts over and put 5 on all wheels till my locking nuts come

Got a few spare nuts left.

Bjt pm me your address if you want some?

Another member wants 1 and i need some spares.

The 4 i took off aren't terrible it's just the end been flattened and rusty, they still work but just look a bit sh*t and tbh certainly not becoming of a respectable gentlemen's van. But hey ho.

[bigjohnthomas]

I see what you mean they would be fine on a vagabonds van
But billy would never forgive me if I put those on him he would go in to limp mode

So are they the same as other stuff ?
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/322548826186

[loot]

They look the same, I'll send you 4 good ones if you pm me your address

[loot]

Well it's 11th and my locking nuts haven't arrived:-( just got a message back tho arrive Monday, we'll see

[bigjohnthomas]

Well its bloody Sunday init
There not going to come on the supreme beings special day

Postie's probably weighed them in

[bigjohnthomas]

Has the postie been yet ?

[loot]

No post yet

[ned]

Maybe your lock nuts are with my switch, that still hasn't arrived, bloody feabay robbin b*stards, you gorilla glued them arches on yet N

[bigjohnthomas]

I used to know a postie in Leyland
You know the first letter you get for a new credit card with the pin number on well he pinched some of them
Then then the credit card came he had that too
He ended up in prison for a while and while he was away his wife was very generous with her pink bits if you know what I mean