Allcocks Arsewash 3000

[bigjohnthomas]

cut n shut job on the bath. dogs just are not that long it must be a multiple occupancy bath
before

now

just need to modify the top bits now
weld weld...

bit of scotch brite to get the heat out and blind man on a fast horse

lolzzzz

so off to the shop again for some alloy extrusions and a sheet of 18mm phenolic ply
having a bit of trouble finding the ply
and its foooooking expensive

chin chin

[madbri]

got some here m8 1.8 x 1.2 x18mm thick 2 sheets and varoius 1.2 x 600 off cuts . come get

[RustWidow]

got some here m8 1.8 x 1.2 x18mm thick 2 sheets and varoius 1.2 x 600 off cuts . come get

What a gent you are bri

[bigjohnthomas]

Nice one mad bri
Is there anything you haven't got
It wouldn't surprise me if you had both male and female genitalia down there too

[paul2012]

weld weld...

bit of scotch brite to get the heat out and blind man on a fast horse

Nice welding

[bigjohnthomas]

well
its now scrap
and the tank and stuff
you know when you go crufts .....and start drinking at about 9.30 am ....and when you have had a skin full go shopping there ....
welll apart from all the other sh*t i ended up buying a bath its a crufts special offer mr smallcock sir its usually 1500 shelkels but yours today .... right now ... once in a lifetime offer .... for just .......
1100 ding dong yes yES Yes i am having it give it to meeeeeee hic must remember not to take my credit card next year
so all that stuff out back to the lineing and start again
however i plan to get a rusty old mk6 in the future and put it all in that and sell it to dbvm

stripping it and waiting for the postman now

[chris_]

How about a Transit with a "subtle" colour?

http://suchen.mobile.de/auto-inserat/fo ... 42660.html

No signwriting neccessary to advertise arse washing business

[bigjohnthomas]

Nicely Finnish in ford second hand curry brown that

[BigMonty]

I see matey over at Landrick has started building arsewash mobiles now as well as the catering trucks. Not a patch on yours Smallcock, but the decor looks good. I will try and find the link.

[bigjohnthomas]

Landrick I have driven past someone that does jiffi style catering vans down your way across from a holiday inn I think Is that him? how much are they about 20 gwand
Off down your way Friday to pick the new bath and another water tank up Mepal and Ely respectively
The ones I had put in are all pallet wrapped up in the bottom shed now awaiting the arsewash 4000

[BigMonty]

Twenty Lump it is, and it is the Jiffy chap.
He also owns the pub next door which is cool.

linkyhttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ULTIMATE-MOBI ... 4ae571c1eb

Will be in in the afternoon if you want to stop by for lunch matey. You will be coming past my house virtually !!!!

[bigjohnthomas]

looks nice but not worth 20k i dont think. trouble is these people dont use them so just buy a hydro bath and bolt it in (recirculating )
if you use one of those you get a bad back. the bath needs to go up and down and a recirculating one doesn't exist
untill now .......
the allcock 3000 recirculating heated sump and pump turbo wash "it will tear your arse apart "
so long as it works if it doesn't then its a big fook up


will have to get back to feed my babies, i will wave when i am passing

[BigMonty]

will have to get back to feed my babies, i will wave when i am passing

Sod ya then, I had just put my scones in for high tea. Ungreatful front bottom !

[bigjohnthomas]

Scones n spesh brew mmmmmmm
I will be traveling with lady allcock five hour drive one hour fannying about picking stuff up ,chuck babies food down at 12 the earliest I can then fook off ...wont be back till six they will be starving by then

They on Four meals a day still and a bit of tit don't want any mastitis

[bigjohnthomas]

new bath not only was it crufts price it was the one they had on display at crufts





Got a new 200l tank too
But not sure about getting a lift table or not
Cost a monkey but it will be about 200 for bits to make a table
So the tank I put in ages ago might be stating yet and the tank I got today going in the allcock 4000

Get it right first time allcock you cock jockey