Allcocks Arsewash 3000

[Altransit]

I thought that I was indecisive like you, but now I'm not so sure

[bigjohnthomas]

Quite it just means it takes a bit longer and I will have to make an arsewash 4000 with all the bits I have left over
Got some more spares too the sump-a -tron 3000 won't fit with that bath

[bigjohnthomas]

nice new shiney 200 l tank

scrap and going down the bottom shed with the other bath
monkey out and given to lady for lifting table so i may as well put the floor in and work out how to fix the bath in on top of it
and move all the plug sockets (again )
chin chin .....

[bigjohnthomas]

done a bit got the mat in that has been sat around since Christmas
measure once cut twice

3.35 m + 2.8m = 6.15m and i only got 6 meters
lucky for me they cant measure either and sent 6.5 m LWBO (laugh with ball out )
spiffing old chap


trim it up when i can be arsed the offi is open now ......
not sure what to do about the join yet maybe flash band
wait till the table goes in and see how it develops

[bigjohnthomas]

so i ordered a table last week rung them up today to see where it was
we arnt sure if we have one in stock yet mr smallcock we are still doing crufts orders
that was 2 weeks ago so i rung another place up yes mr ballcock sir we have 8 of those in stock
not sure on delivery date as tracy is on her dinner
so i cancelled the first one and ordered the second one

pritty cool double scissor lift 100 shelkels off
then they ring up ..hi is that mr smallcock .. your table will be delivered next Friday
when i want it now why so long
well mr ball cock we have hundreds of tables to send out from our crufts orders
bolloks 3 hour drive there too far to pick up really
might try ringing another one .....

[bigjohnthomas]

is it friday yet ? wheres my fookin table
meanwhile ...
ice install
Kenneth Wood radiogram 99 pence
and i found the speakers dumped at the end of the road

few screws poking through fook them its only a cupboard to put towels in
just leak testing a new sumpatron 4000 had to be a certain size and capacity so screwed some bits of plywood left over from the where the bog washer used to sit together bit of fiberglass bit of resin


not leaked yet

[BigMonty]

What sort of wireless is that ???

Cant see the slot for the cassette

[bigjohnthomas]

Its a fancy one that CB player or someink
I got a tape one last week for 50p but connected it back to front and killed it

[boltondigger]

Its a fancy one that CB player or someink
I got a tape one last week for 50p but connected it back to front and killed it

ooo i`d be devastated throwing 50p `s away like that

[bigjohnthomas]

Me too



The Magnificent allcock In his arse washing Machine

he Go Up, Tiddly, Up, Up.

he Go Down, Tiddly, Down, Down.

he Enchant All The fat birds And Steal All The beer

With his Up, Tiddly, Up, Up

And his Down, Tiddly, Down, Down.




Hold on windows phone.............

[Altransit]

What sort of wireless is that ???

Cant see the slot for the cassette

Ah, I thought it was an 8 track player

[bigjohnthomas]

down


Should be up first

[bigjohnthomas]

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up

[bigjohnthomas]

arseing around etc..etc..

[madbri]

you sure you posted right piccys look more like ure cellar everyday now wweres me gimp mask