Sport Billy

[boltondigger]

:lol: sooty used to have one of those
I chucked it and upgraded to a v12 one off a xjs
Its 34hp you know .

beltin b faster than that custom thing

[bigjohnthomas]

It certainly feels faster
Had fifty out of it and it felt like 180

[ned]

180 eh is sooty on its roof then N

[bigjohnthomas]

It was frightening going that fast in sooty I think 25 mph max is about right for him

[whitemice]

It's a cool little motor bjt, it's kinda innocent like me.
Ideal for pootling for the dog walking and scrapyard trips in all them muddy turnip country lanes.

[bigjohnthomas]

Sooty you mean?
I'm not sure what kind of birds are going to be attracted to a sooty van
Maybe dwarfs n midgets with big tits? but there's no f*** way that bird that works in the chippy is going to fit in there

[whitemice]

I managed to remove a BBW Latvian bird from me bed about four this afternoon, we were that pissed last night when i chatted her up that we played chess until the early morning like Steve MCqUEEN and Faye Dunaway and then went at it like Mink like Michael Douglass and Sharon Stone. Do you have a teach yourself Latvian handbook? All i've got is a scooter moped and a big cock.

BTW here is your homework for this week and take notes on the dwarf encounter.
https://www.scribd.com/doc/31046295/Mil ... s-Pistorum

[bigjohnthomas]

You'll shag out you
The pull of a noped knows no boarders eh
Did she smell of rotton fish heads?

[whitemice]

Nah, she was alright blonde hair and blue eyes with smooth milky white flesh and BIG NIPPLES.

Funny enough she works in a sushi factory and is called Odetta. Will see her tomorrow.

[bigjohnthomas]

I would have a go at that
Have you got any pics?
Or a painting of her ?
You know down below n all that

[loot]

Sooty you mean?
I'm not sure what kind of birds are going to be attracted to a sooty van
Maybe dwarfs n midgets with big tits? but there's no f*** way that bird that works in the chippy is going to fit in there

You'll need a 1990 gmc to score a sophisticated chippy lady bjt and you'll have to woo her too:-)

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[whitemice]

I would have a go at that
Have you got any pics?
Or a painting of her ?
You know down below n all that

I just 'spoke' with her on the phone, her English is not very good but my Latvian is zero yet somehow managed to communicate for a meet-up tomorrow, I used the words 'game of chess' as the non-sexual hook and John Thursday had fully lengthened by the time i hung up, am I in love? She is 32 and i am a mere 58 in March.
Yours sincerely,
Dr. W. M. Zhivago.

PS. regards the naughty bits, at this time i can only supply a brief description - fine trimmed hair above the pubis and like swimming the Atlantic with a tight grip, this bodes well for introducing the bishop to the nether region further below

[WarrenB]

Never thought I'd get in trouble at work for looking at pornography whilst reading this post




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[bigjohnthomas]

now then, now then
its actually on the road now both billy and sooty are bearing up well so far



not using the outer bit of the disc
all lubed up and will see how it develops

mats with mk7 fixings


a mk7 injector clamp bolt sort of welded on to a stick

glued to the cage ..


and its a back door holdi opener


bloody great

[boltondigger]

Glad to see you back ,mm interesting engineering there