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Re: Sport Billy

Postby bigjohnthomas » Sun Apr 23, 2017 6:56 am

ake wrote:
bigjohnthomas wrote:The hundred kilogram "exhaust"
One side done :P :lol:

Did you get permission from the boss for tinkering?


I am the boss :P
Well sort off, I was doing well got the tips without her knowing ,paid cash and not on egay
Then when i went to get some scaffold tube from the scrapper her bloody mate was sat outside eating a bacon and mushroom bun from the burger van there :roll:
"Does miss allcock know your out in her new van ? "
She's only got 1 friend in the whole of turnip land and she had to be sat bloody there
So it was a smacked bot bot for me that night and a van inspection to see if I had damaged it with the tube :roll:

She likes to think its her van you know
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby bigjohnthomas » Sun Apr 23, 2017 7:00 am

loot wrote:Did something similar with my ford focus............


Stripes too? How much faster did it go :P :lol:
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby loot » Sun Apr 23, 2017 9:50 am

It slowed it down and was way too loud :( no stripes :lol:
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby ake » Sun Apr 23, 2017 1:17 pm

bigjohnthomas wrote:
ake wrote:
bigjohnthomas wrote:The hundred kilogram "exhaust"
One side done :P :lol:

Did you get permission from the boss for tinkering?


I am the boss :P
Well sort off, I was doing well got the tips without her knowing ,paid cash and not on egay
Then when i went to get some scaffold tube from the scrapper her bloody mate was sat outside eating a bacon and mushroom bun from the burger van there :roll:
"Does miss allcock know your out in her new van ? "
She's only got 1 friend in the whole of turnip land and she had to be sat bloody there
So it was a smacked bot bot for me that night and a van inspection to see if I had damaged it with the tube :roll:

She likes to think its her van you know

I knew you'd be in trouble :lol:
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby bigjohnthomas » Mon Apr 24, 2017 1:58 pm

:lol:
Nearly done using the freezer top as a square a calculate a 26.7 ° bend is required then bodge it up :P
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby whitemice » Mon Apr 24, 2017 9:41 pm

Is gay lord towers built of bleedin' breeze blocks? I've been drinking Cummins cider today.
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby ned » Mon Apr 24, 2017 9:59 pm

whitemice wrote:Is gay lord towers built of bleedin' breeze blocks? I've been drinking Cummins cider today.


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Re: Sport Billy

Postby bigjohnthomas » Wed Apr 26, 2017 2:14 pm

That's the bottom shed my rodent friend
The hypoformance exhaust nearly got scrapped last night
I had to pull this out of miss allcocks welly
One bit was in the sole the other pointed bit had gone through the side of her wellygog and into her hoof
Causing a small leak of blood :oops:
Managed to keep it on the grounds it was only her foot and not a dogs :)
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby bigjohnthomas » Wed Apr 26, 2017 2:16 pm

Just wants the n/s shortening a bit and all is good
Perfect
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby bigjohnthomas » Wed Apr 26, 2017 5:06 pm

Trip out to lidil and I am not sure I like them :?
Have to see what dragon knickers says :roll:
At least the bumper hasn't melted


Yet


Of course its a lot faster now I estimate a 50-60% increase in bhp :P
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby boltondigger » Wed Apr 26, 2017 8:21 pm

Do tell ,how does one fit an engineered exhaust with a axe?
Had a rusty old 58 plate 85 ps swb.180 thou .most reliable bus ive ever had

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Re: Sport Billy

Postby Altransit » Wed Apr 26, 2017 8:27 pm

boltondigger wrote:Do tell ,how does one fit an engineered exhaust with a axe?

:lol: :lol: :lol: ....................... carefully I think :P
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby boltondigger » Wed Apr 26, 2017 8:30 pm

Altransit wrote:
boltondigger wrote:Do tell ,how does one fit an engineered exhaust with a axe?

:lol: :lol: :lol: ....................... carefully I think :P


Love BJT toolbox ,
freezer for a square
axe for exhaust fitting
lumphammer for ply lining fitting :lol: :lol:

Would love to see him workin on a big ship :D :D :D :D
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby ned » Wed Apr 26, 2017 8:34 pm

boltondigger wrote:
Altransit wrote:
boltondigger wrote:Do tell ,how does one fit an engineered exhaust with a axe?

:lol: :lol: :lol: ....................... carefully I think :P


Love BJT toolbox ,
freezer for a square
axe for exhaust fitting
lumphammer for ply lining fitting :lol: :lol:

Would love to see him workin on a big ship :D :D :D :D


Titanic springs to mind :lol: :lol: N
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby Altransit » Wed Apr 26, 2017 8:34 pm

You forgot to mention the Aldi grinder :lol:
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