Allcocks Arsewash 3000

[Mfr]

Loving the van, nice colour. That wipe clean boarding looks just the thing for mucky pups. Joiners too.

[bigjohnthomas]

found an old fuse box need a couple more fuse things yet though

I found the relay in my tool box must of been there for around 15 years its for the float switch to switch the sump heater off when theres no water in it

its on stop now as the van has been turned in to a shed


that's a pic of the lime and the red arsewash playing "kissi bums"
whole lot of beeeeeeeep beeeeeeeeping going on

you know kissi bums?
not quite sure what it is but I overheard mike and limbak talking about it I should think its something like that

[madbri]

anti freeze????????????????

[bigjohnthomas]

Who
I kind of hoped you had forgotten about that
yes its got that blue stuff in it at the moment so I shall be draining flushing and replacing with
Pink stuff in due course......

[madbri]

never forget an allcock fukc up

[BigMonty]

:lol: never forget an allcock fukc up

Next you will bring up the slippers and oil !

[madbri]

:lol: never forget an allcock fukc up

Next you will bring up the slippers and oil !

or a bath in a escort

[bigjohnthomas]

a bath in an escort ?
don't you mean a golden shower off an extra large escort ? £20
thinking of the future it might be a good idea to put a hybollock lifting table next to the bath rather than a fixed one
mayhaps an old hospital bed bit of wood on top and a spool valve and I could run it off the tail lift motor as well as the bath lift

well just got a message hot milfs in my area want to chat now

so nice chat
bye

[BigMonty]

:lol: never forget an allcock fukc up

Next you will bring up the slippers and oil !

or a bath in a escort

GIT

[bigjohnthomas]

do you know roof ?
your a right f*** w*** you are



insulted the roof

[ake]

do you know roof ?
your a right f*** w*** you are



insulted the roof

Imagine the smell when you cut the entrance hatch and all that insulting melts

[bigjohnthomas]

I think it might set alight with the sparks from the roof as the grinder goes through it

I have bee keeping us warm putting the off cuts on the fire tonight WHOOOIOOOOookooOsh and a big cloud of black smoke out of the chimney like a no pope found from the conclaves
It burns like foook that stuff

[bigjohnthomas]

frying tonight

[BigMonty]

Did DBVM make you that ?

[bigjohnthomas]

Its a second " hand job" 400 spot probnly cheaper than a sheet and half of 1.5mm brushed stainless is that it would take to make
I am going to cut one side so didn't fancy doing that to a new one anyway
Dbvm
Not seen the ginger fat twat for ages