Allcocks Arsewash 3000

[bigjohnthomas]

Rabbi Allcock
Castle gayskull
Eternia
Lincolnshire


Dear Sir
There follows an ongoing progress report on my new big van
Sort of,well it would be if I had got a new van but I haven't managed to find one yet
However a little progress has been made on what will be going in it
please wait your windows phone is fannieng about ......

Kind regards

Allcock
Kk hugz

[bigjohnthomas]

The biggest expense for the back is the bath in the one I have now its got a hydrobath but these are 2250 shelkels now and are fixed hight so give you a bad back bent over it fiberglass crap really the future is stainless steel a s/l bath is about 700 shelkels but if you want the same one that goes up and down its 1200 shelkels and its driven by a linear motor under the bath can't see it lasting long once its got wet
So here at allcock special products we found this on ebay

A British made 160kg hydraulic lifting table the pump was slow to return 41shelkels
However automation is also the future so once more on on the eBay I purchased this
150kg ratclife hydraulic tail lift dit of an odd one cables run over the top,arms cut from 12mm plate 24v and just 4 foot wide I think it might of been a boc bottle lift ? Anyway at 99p I am having it nice big ram should come in for something (wink)
And best bit
A hybollock pump
Excuse me while I pause for reflection for a moment

[limitedblack]

I think everyone in the forum should collect as many lolly sticks and foil as possible, then post them all to Rabbi Allcock so he can "make" a new test van to play in

[bigjohnthomas]

Connected it up to 12volt piped it to the ram and up it goes and it goes down too it will even lift me
Just needs the motor solenoid changing to a 12volt one as it has a bit of trouble engageing on 12volts
And a longer pipe needs making up to put the motor in the cab out of the way
Its stripped down now waiting painting amphrashite I think I have enough left over from the little vans wheels
Then wait for dbvm to make me a bath to go on top of it

[bigjohnthomas]

I think everyone in the forum should collect as many lolly sticks and foil as possible, then post them all to Rabbi Allcock so he can "make" a new test van to play in

donations of shelkels too please

[Altransit]

I have loads of Kellog boxes, and sticky backed plastic, I could donate

[bigjohnthomas]

they may be usefull actually I am "on with " the recuirclating pump and sump at the moment

[Altransit]

You're not having my Meccano set though

[bigjohnthomas]

Orders being taken for Christmas
http://m.youtube.com/?reload=7&rdm=ticq ... XzLiBocIE0

[BigMonty]

Don't hold your breath with DBVM, I rekon he is still pissy since you kicked him out. Still waiting on my lock covers.

[bigjohnthomas]

The trouble with dbvm is he's a recovering pieoholic
He has all these good intensions but one sniff of a greggs pie shop and he wakes up 2 days later in a pool of piss pants round his ankles and a sore arse

[limitedblack]

He can't have anyone called Greg working with him, as he keeps biting them.

[limitedblack]

This should help you build it...

http://youtu.be/bVqjD_JyCKM

[bigjohnthomas]

This should help you build it...

http://youtu.be/bVqjD_JyCKM

bongos its not about bongos
Name that tune ..
ere that's a nice three piece suite, yeah
I like your music centre
Here got any Demis Roussos?
Oo I like him, Barry Manilow,
I think he's terrific
Oh I love him, I love Barry Manilow,
I go all weak, when I hear Barry Manilow I go all weak

[bigjohnthomas]

heres a clue limbic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhHJ4zEKDZY