Blind

[Terry]

Its no wonder really that people complain about 'white van man', because 'white van man' must be bl**dy blind, I dragged the yellow trailer (discreetly) all the way from Fleet to Oulton Park, on Thursday.
On Friday morning I drove back to Fleet. Saturday morning back to Oulton Park, Saturday afternoon (again with that well disguised trailer) across to Wakefield (the 'Autoroute' way) and very narrow some of it was too (especially the 'escape' when after a long descent the traffic lights went to red and the brake pedal went to wooden ) never mind, they ALL missed me . Then Wakefield back to West London, via the M40 because they had closed the M1.

[transitgeoff]

well on Friday i towed yep with a rope a mk7 slaughtered in the drivers side, all the way from Westbury in Wiltshire to Rainham in Essex yep all the way i think it was the A36 out of Westbury, then the A303 all the way to the M3 then onto the M25 shating myself towing it with a s.w.b. mk6 330, not seen at all, even though everyone that went passed nearly crashed gourping at the damaged mk7

[bigmastif]

well on Friday i towed yep with a rope a mk7 slaughtered in the drivers side, all the way from Westbury in Wiltshire to Rainham in Essex yep all the way i think it was the A36 out of Westbury, then the A303 all the way to the M3 then onto the M25 shating myself towing it with a s.w.b. mk6 330, not seen at all, even though everyone that went passed nearly crashed gourping at the damaged mk7

naurty boy mr plod could be chapping your door

[transitgeoff]

yeh i know but we drove all the way there to drive it home, o/s was slaughtered but wheels untouched and it was up and driving 3/4 tank of derv, when we got there 2 1/2 hour drive some fcuker had nicked all the diesel and left the lights on we jumped it off a tractor and away we went, not half a mile up the road it cut out, well we wernt prepared ,no jump leads nothing other than a rope so we both looked at each other then F**k it off we went , had to be the day of them car bombs M25 was gridlocked and we had a rope between us still we made it never again though thats for sure

[bigmastif]

well sayi9ng that the cops were a bit busy hideing behind the couch that day hahaha

[transitgeoff]

well from where we were sitting i think they were all just driving round and round the M25 with there lights and sirens on

[bigmastif]

:lol: well from where we were sitting i think they were all just driving round and round the M25 with there lights and sirens on

well saturday night the cops were driving round in there cars with the blues on but no 2 tones think its fair to say they were shiteing bricks like grunters

[transitgeoff]

[bigmastif]

or it coulda been the fact they were driving past a muslim wedding dont want them to run for there cherokees and there rucksacks

[Terry]

Our Asian friends have a sense of humour too...

I bought this 'T' shirt in India

[transitgeoff]

them ones with the dot arent any problems

[djswampy]

No its the one with the rucksack