Retrofitting a 2.0 Mtdi engine in a 2.2 Mk7 FWD

[Mad machinist]

Im really at a loss as to why v184 is so vehement towards certain forum members, i mean its not like they have been slating him for not pushing his broom correctly at his work.

[V184]

It just gets better

[bigjohnthomas]

What's your view on the what is an engineer question raised earlier btw crazzy machineistvczzmachineistvczz?

[Altransit]

i don't know 40 watt is there any ?

You surely mean "Are there any" , but hey, you keep telling us that you're the clever one and it's us that are stupid

Present tense 40watt !

Nope, nothing to do with tense, 5watt, singular and plural (sorry about the complicated words!)

[bigjohnthomas]

5 watt 40 watt
What kind of insult is that
You bunch of girls

[Mad machinist]

BJT, i was reliably informed when i finished my apprenticeship i was a mechanical engineer, back then there were far less divisions, basics were mechanical, electrical, aeronautical, marine and possibly one or two more that my old brain cant remember it was approx 50 years ago after all, not sure if that satisfies your question but its an answer that doesnt try to put down anyone, although i will make an exception to a total arse that doesnt back up statements made, we all know who i mean he even has it written in his header,

[andypdq]

i don't know 40 watt is there any ?

You surely mean "Are there any" , but hey, you keep telling us that you're the clever one and it's us that are stupid

Present tense 40watt !

But it's still very hard for your average genius to decipher what:"i don't know 40 watt is there any" means, It should at least start with a capital "I" and have some punctuation in there, to give us a some context, even if it did conform to vaguely recognisable English, it's still very hard to comprehend what on earth you're blathering on about.

[ake]

You surely mean "Are there any" , but hey, you keep telling us that you're the clever one and it's us that are stupid

Present tense 40watt !

But it's still very hard for your average genius to decipher what:"i don't know 40 watt is there any" means, It should at least start with a capital "I" and have some punctuation in there, to give us a some context, even if it did conform to vaguely recognisable English, it's still very hard to comprehend what on earth you're blathering on about.

You do of course realise what's wrong here?

He needs a software update

[andypdq]

You do of course realise what's wrong here?

He needs a software update

I think he needs his hard drive formatting, then reload OS.

[paul2012]

Lets get back on track

Tim do you have a parts list for the fitment of mk7 air filter box onto mk6 engine

[bigjohnthomas]

BJT, i was reliably informed when i finished my apprenticeship i was a mechanical engineer, back then there were far less divisions, basics were mechanical, electrical, aeronautical, marine and possibly one or two more that my old brain cant remember it was approx 50 years ago after all, not sure if that satisfies your question but its an answer that doesnt try to put down anyone, although i will make an exception to a total arse that doesnt back up statements made, we all know who i mean he even has it written in his header,

Interestingly enough that was I thought ish the same as you the other day
But on reflection when i served my time (not in a dbvm knid of bend over kind of way)
There were craft apprenticeships and technician apprenticeships
Same thing just different college stuff
Being a thick c*** i did a craft one
But my twatti brother did a tec one and after that Leyland sent him on to do a degree
So maybe Andy's description wasn't too far out after all

Well
I don't f*** know
I only wash dogs a***holes

[andypdq]

BJT, i was reliably informed when i finished my apprenticeship i was a mechanical engineer, back then there were far less divisions, basics were mechanical, electrical, aeronautical, marine and possibly one or two more that my old brain cant remember it was approx 50 years ago after all, not sure if that satisfies your question but its an answer that doesnt try to put down anyone, although i will make an exception to a total arse that doesnt back up statements made, we all know who i mean he even has it written in his header,

Interestingly enough that was I thought ish the same as you the other day
But on reflection when i served my time (not in a dbvm knid of bend over kind of way)
There were craft apprenticeships and technician apprenticeships
Same thing just different college stuff
Being a thick c*** i did a craft one
But my twatti brother did a tec one and after that Leyland sent him on to do a degree
So maybe Andy's description wasn't too far out after all

Well
I don't f*** know
I only wash dogs a***holes

If you mastered integral and differential calculus, you are an engineer, if you only go as far as algebra, you're a pleb

[bigjohnthomas]

That be the case give me a pleb over an engineer any day
My bros is complete and utter bastured
I Haven't spoken to him for over 20 years

[MK7 user]

BJT, i was reliably informed when i finished my apprenticeship i was a mechanical engineer, back then there were far less divisions, basics were mechanical, electrical, aeronautical, marine and possibly one or two more that my old brain cant remember it was approx 50 years ago after all, not sure if that satisfies your question but its an answer that doesnt try to put down anyone, although i will make an exception to a total arse that doesnt back up statements made, we all know who i mean he even has it written in his header,

Interestingly enough that was I thought ish the same as you the other day
But on reflection when i served my time (not in a dbvm knid of bend over kind of way)
There were craft apprenticeships and technician apprenticeships
Same thing just different college stuff
Being a thick c*** i did a craft one
But my twatti brother did a tec one and after that Leyland sent him on to do a degree
So maybe Andy's description wasn't too far out after all

Well
I don't f*** know
I only wash dogs a***holes

If you mastered integral and differential calculus, you are an engineer, if you only go as far as algebra, you're a pleb

OK....so what if you mastered 1st, 2nd & 3rd order Differentiation & Integration, but have forgotten most of it.

[MK7 user]

That be the case give me a pleb over an engineer any day
My bros is complete and utter bastured
I Haven't spoken to him for over 20 years

That's because you are a PLEB.