Retrofitting a 2.0 Mtdi engine in a 2.2 Mk7 FWD

[bigjohnthomas]

Yes unfortunately arsewash nomenclature remain the intellectual property of the ake group

May i just take this opportunity to remind you all that allcock dogs arsewashing franchises are still available for just 16 gwand and 48% of your takings
Just Pm dbvm for more details and you could be running your own successful dogs Arse wash with full allcock support
Its a fooking
b*stard

bargain

[ake]

Yo dogg....cut yourself some slack Jack, you ain't no "ordinary" dogs ass washer bro....the Arsewash 2000 & 3000 are the
most famous Transits on the Interwebs dude, suck it up MF, you da' man.

The "Arsewash" name and accompanying nomenclature are registered trademarks of the AKE group and used under licence by BJT engineering developments.

No sh*t....I guess the ones wearing the "skirts" usually Do engineer the purse strings.

Tis true, but it's a bit windy for the kilt today.
If bjt sells just 20 more franchises, he'll have achieved his target of 20 and I'll see my annual dividend increase by 100% to £1.00

[bigjohnthomas]

20 more haven't sold any yet
dbvm wont let anyone have one unless they are from castleford
i could probably chuck in a van for the franchise fee as a special offer
only a mk6 though

[ake]

20 more haven't sold any yet
dbvm wont let anyone have one unless they are from castleford
i could probably chuck in a van for the franchise fee as a special offer
only a mk6 though

Think positive, only 20 more to sell!

[bigjohnthomas]

Just need a few big industry's to make a load of of redundancies wIth big pay outs and bingo
Pity big industries have all but gone
Still must be a few numpties out there with a few quid to give me
Perhaps i should sac dbvm
The big fat w***
They do say you should never work with your wife

[V184]

How much is an arse wash on a (male) Staff ?

[bigjohnthomas]

That depends ......


About twenty eight shellkels

[Punto443]

Might move this into the NTT?

[bambi mk 1]

Just need a few big industry's to make a load of of redundancies wIth big pay outs and bingo
Pity big industries have all but gone
Still must be a few numpties out there with a few quid to give me
Perhaps i should sac dbvm
The big fat w***
They do say you should never work with your wife

Big industries have moved to countries where they eat their dogs first and wash their arses after .Don't think it will get off the ground

[V184]

That depends ......


About twenty eight shellkels

Mine rolled in foxs crap other week filthy hound

[bambi mk 1]

That depends ......


About twenty eight shellkels

Mine rolled in foxs crap other week filthy hound

Thought you were used to crap

[bigjohnthomas]

Yes they like fox sh*t and dead things to roll in

You could get it done cheaper but it wont be a quality job
You can eat your dinner of my a***holes
No good for emergency smells like yours though as
Theres over a months wait for an appointment

[V184]

That depends ......


About twenty eight shellkels

Mine rolled in foxs crap other week filthy hound

Thought you were used to crap

[bigjohnthomas]

So getting back on topic
Slightly
Great engineering achievements..
Been doing this this week
The allcock engineers pneumatic tyre conversion for a shopping trolly
I think you will all agree its purdy fooking cool
And could hardly be described as a lash up
Should have kits available soon for just 60 quid

Behold every shopping trolley owners dream

there's purple flowers on the demonstrator but it will prob fit others

[bambi mk 1]

You will need Ids to recalibrate the speedo .Does the abs still work