heres a story i found in my camper from an old newsletter.
old guy is parked up in caravan park with his vintage camper.
young guy pulls up and parks next door. sits outside his van and watches the old guy tinkering underneath the vintage van. 'got hot and cold water in that old thing old timer?' says the young guy sarcastically.
old guy surveys young guys van....'got a shower in yours?' old guy asks. young guy has to admit no, he doesnt have a shower.
next day, young guy races down to the town, hits the first hardware store, demands they install a shower at the expense of the cupboard no matter what the cost.
that done, he races back up to the caravan park and parks up next to the vintage van.
he notices the old vans windows are all steamed up. young guy knocks on the van door and the old guys opens door wearing shorts and a towel around his neck looking very relaxed.
young guy says....'just to let you know, i have a shower now!'
old guy says 'you got me out of the bath just to tell me that?!!!!'