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The helpless (maybe should be in new members read)

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The helpless (maybe should be in new members read)

Postby davyjcb » Wed Oct 21, 2020 6:01 pm

o crap my transit van is broke
It fills the bloody road with smoke
I'll post a Wee note down to see
If someone knows what it may be

No-one knows what van I've got
I didny tell them didly squat
2wheel 4wheel all wheel drive
Euro4 or Euro5

What's the codes ? I hear you say
To get them I will never pay
The 20 quid for forscans steep
My pockets are not bloody deep

Could it be my egr, ignition switch
God dam this car
The scv the prv
I'll buy them stick them on an see

After all my money's wasted
Investigate to get a basis
To see what actually had gone
And fix primarily what was wrong

To try to get some help on here
You really need to make it clear
Model year and codes are great
To help you out they can't be beat
There's no-one here has crystal balls
So post it all when you make the call
96 escort 55 van gone
98 smiley mwb semi high gone
01 90/350 mwb semi high roof gone
05 135/350 lwb semi high roof gone
10 85/260 swb low roof leader gone
09 140/350 lwb semi high fwd
11 115/330 mwb semi high roof
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Re: The helpless (maybe should be in new members read)

Postby ned » Wed Oct 21, 2020 6:53 pm

Couldn't agree more, should be a rule that your signature states what vàn you have.

So whys my van got no power? :lol: :lol:
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Don't get it right, just get it running :twisted:
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Re: The helpless (maybe should be in new members read)

Postby Punto443 » Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:22 pm

But will these fiesta wheels fit ma van?
Your bullets cannot harm me, my wings are like a shield of steel

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Re: The helpless (maybe should be in new members read)

Postby davyjcb » Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:24 pm

Of course they will fit as long as you use wheel barrow tyre's (the solid ones) lol
96 escort 55 van gone
98 smiley mwb semi high gone
01 90/350 mwb semi high roof gone
05 135/350 lwb semi high roof gone
10 85/260 swb low roof leader gone
09 140/350 lwb semi high fwd
11 115/330 mwb semi high roof
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Re: The helpless (maybe should be in new members read)

Postby Airthies » Wed Oct 21, 2020 8:52 pm

Bloody class boyo,
This should be on the sign up page

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2008 350LWB 115PS ex fitters van "retired" :cry:
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Re: The helpless (maybe should be in new members read)

Postby Scooby doo » Thu Oct 22, 2020 6:29 am

Ay it’s very good...
But you is forgetting just one thing my old friend
A new member will never read it to the end,
They will stick up a post of why my van is broke
And then get insulted when we tell em a joke :lol:
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