o crap my transit van is broke
It fills the bloody road with smoke
I'll post a Wee note down to see
If someone knows what it may be
No-one knows what van I've got
I didny tell them didly squat
2wheel 4wheel all wheel drive
Euro4 or Euro5
What's the codes ? I hear you say
To get them I will never pay
The 20 quid for forscans steep
My pockets are not bloody deep
Could it be my egr, ignition switch
God dam this car
The scv the prv
I'll buy them stick them on an see
After all my money's wasted
Investigate to get a basis
To see what actually had gone
And fix primarily what was wrong
To try to get some help on here
You really need to make it clear
Model year and codes are great
To help you out they can't be beat
There's no-one here has crystal balls
So post it all when you make the call