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Re: Sport Billy

Postby loot » Tue Nov 15, 2016 4:55 pm

Looks like I've got it on correct but why doesn't the plastic fit :-(
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby bigjohnthomas » Tue Nov 15, 2016 8:34 pm

chuck it, we don't need that plastic sh*t
what's it actually do anyway ?
fooke all that's what :P
bloody ford

side door cage sprayed
with the rest of the àmphrashite and bolted in place
catches on the rubber stop a bit but nothing a lump Hammer 2 lesbians and 4 cans of special brew won't fix
found an old whelping box in the bottom shed 9 mm ply
looks good to make a wardrobe out of for no money ;) a job for allcock woodworking department
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby loot » Tue Nov 15, 2016 10:39 pm

Chuck it? Can't do that, this van has financially ruined me and that being the case i fully intend on making good use of each and every nut, bolt and piece of plastic. Not to mention the skid marks on the drivers seat and blood all over the passengers side of the screen left there during the accident :?

Sounds like you are getting on with yours 8)
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby bigjohnthomas » Tue Nov 15, 2016 11:28 pm

really? it may of had a female passenger ;)
I wouldn't be too hasty cleaning it off

any pics ;)

mines on stop now I'm on fanny watch
gona pop soon..........
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby loot » Wed Nov 16, 2016 1:19 pm

I joke, my van is as new as can possibly be, still has that new car smell and the original blue window washer fluid that smells nice :-)
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby bigjohnthomas » Thu Nov 17, 2016 5:26 pm

mine had half a chicken curry and bag of crisps 6 pens, 57p a 10mm drill and a welding rod under the seats
after its "we've just given it a full valet for you Mr bigcock "
got
£210.83 shelkels back from the road tax today
though
they wouldn't let me take it unless it was taxed :roll:
for a f*** year too .
so if I hide that from dragon knickers I can get the back windows 70 each and 25 for some glue that will be ...165 and the other 45.83 some steel for the back door cage as I bottled out of robbing the road signs :o
can't do out yet though apart from amassing parts
big job on
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby dumptruck » Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:13 am

bigjohnthomas wrote:
loot wrote:Are you going to buy a tiger? :P
:-)


already got some tiger hounds
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We're gonna need a bigger cage!
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby bigjohnthomas » Fri Nov 18, 2016 8:46 am

:lol: :lol: yeah an L2 twin side loading door would of been more appropriate, but I suppose I will just have to make do with this now it fits in with my athletic body and sporty lifestyle :P
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby whitemice » Sat Nov 19, 2016 11:52 am

Thought you might like this bjt, he has since upgraded the battery he is using here. 8)
Excellent gimp transporter you have made btw, BET mIKEY AND dbvm CAN'T WAIT to get their harnesses on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jidWFjROVQw
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby bigjohnthomas » Sat Nov 19, 2016 3:00 pm

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Re: Sport Billy

Postby bigjohnthomas » Thu Nov 24, 2016 5:17 pm

a wardrobe to keep the tweed and assless leather chaps in
need to sort that fan out yet .....
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going over to a coffee morning at dbvms new flat in Cass tomorrow so I will pick the glass for the back doors up while I'm there
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby whitemice » Fri Nov 25, 2016 2:50 am

How many of them tigers will you get in there bjt? i guess you can get all their grub and water in the bottom of the wardrobe for a weekend of cup hunting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIaGWURONRU
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby bigjohnthomas » Fri Nov 25, 2016 6:57 am

the bottom bits for the butt plugs ;)
the vans going to be split in half to make 2 compartments
and there will be room for adults 2 in each
what's your ride now you've not got the ambi mouse?
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby Altransit » Fri Nov 25, 2016 12:01 pm

Did you leave space to get at the rear lights this time :?: :wink:
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Re: Sport Billy

Postby whitemice » Fri Nov 25, 2016 2:52 pm

bigjohnthomas wrote:the bottom bits for the butt plugs ;)
the vans going to be split in half to make 2 compartments
and there will be room for adults 2 in each
what's your ride now you've not got the ambi mouse?


this

http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/2 ... 600x0w.jpg

gonna pull birds doing this down the precinct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu0v74B_838

it;s a lifestyle choice bjt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pIJLgXpZ4M

cost me 150 shekels with 6k km on the clock 2012 model identical to first pic, came with bent handlebars 'cos previous muppet had dropped it and jonochap scored me a new set of bars/stem/grips for 20 shekels. it has cleaned up well good and i removed the gay vivacity and sixties sticker shite. gotta re-fit the bars next and mot it.
one thing that is puzzling me though is that although it is 1/60th the cc of the amby it only does about 6 times the mpg, what's going on man! it's a 4 stroke so i may try some viagra in the fuel.

he's bunged a new controller on dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1q7t4sZfpo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIaGWURONRU
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