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Re: He cant half play the bongos

Postby bigjohnthomas » Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:46 pm

That streets a bit posh for Grimsby monty :lol: its down south at the moment in London village just round the corner from the chippy
I can't get there till Thursday to collect it
As I am only allowed to leave Lincolnshire on Sundays ,Thursdays and bank holidays days
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Re: He cant half play the bongos

Postby Altransit » Mon Oct 27, 2014 9:29 pm

bigjohnthomas wrote: As I am only allowed to leave Lincolnshire on Sundays ,Thursdays and bank holidays days

Not according to the latest restraining order, and you're liable to be shot on sight if you go anywhere near Slough :shock: :lol:
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Re: He cant half play the bongos

Postby bigjohnthomas » Mon Oct 27, 2014 9:36 pm

Slough? Shot ? What by that bloody limpsac ?
He hasn't even got a gun
He's just pleased to see me :P
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Re: He cant half play the bongos

Postby bigjohnthomas » Fri Oct 31, 2014 11:36 am

now residing at castle gay skull eternia
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it was a bog washing van this it a fiberglass lined bit were the bog washer sat
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and this is where the bog washer kept his samdwiches and sh*t and washed his nob :?
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with no step in 8) 8) 8)
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Re: He cant half play the bongos

Postby Punto443 » Fri Oct 31, 2014 12:37 pm

Nice colour, :D

Are you keeping the internal racking?
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Re: He cant half play the bongos

Postby bigjohnthomas » Fri Oct 31, 2014 12:50 pm

That's the best bit :P i shall be using it for something not sure what yet might make some wings for mongoliid with it or something its the future ..
So no you can't have it :lol:
The only stuff I don't want is the lightbar, handwash and those 3 big alloy tubes that run inside it
Although I think limbak wants the lightbar for his lada
Is that the same colour your old van was ?
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Re: He cant half play the bongos

Postby Punto443 » Fri Oct 31, 2014 1:02 pm

I think so it was Colorado red :D

Remember, red ones go faster! :D
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Re: He cant half play the bongos

Postby bigjohnthomas » Fri Oct 31, 2014 1:30 pm

8) its much better than the lime gearingwise with that 6 speed box,the lime is old 110 5speed and that's a 115 6speed with a 70mph gov'nor on it :D
I will have a race when its on the road and see
It feels quite fast for a big blancmange
Although it sounds quite different to the Little 110 :?
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Re: He cant half play the bongos

Postby limitedblack » Fri Oct 31, 2014 1:55 pm

Handy too that it has a fire extinguisher. Jumbo vans need those.

Is the light bar 7.2v like my Lada?
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Re: He cant half play the bongos

Postby bigjohnthomas » Fri Oct 31, 2014 2:04 pm

Its a 350l my dear fellow not a jumbo o ne of those would be too big for me
I think its acetylene powered lightbar the same as the lighting system used on Ladas
with the cac2 tank and water
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Re: He cant half play the bongos

Postby bigjohnthomas » Fri Oct 31, 2014 2:44 pm

PLUMBING SALE
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highly desirable plumbing paraphernalia for sale 50quid
very rare that tube hasne even been opened :P
no dickheads of f***ing tw***ts ned apply :D
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what about these alloy tubes? are they any good for anything?
perhaps belly could make a supergun to bolt to the top of his panzerwagon ?
too good and shiney to scrap 150mm diameter 2mm thick and 2x2600 1x2000
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big bore lada exhausts? sidepipes ?
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Re: He cant half play the bongos

Postby limitedblack » Fri Oct 31, 2014 6:54 pm

I'll give you £2 for the lot, including shipping.
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Re: He cant half play the bongos

Postby ake » Fri Oct 31, 2014 6:58 pm

That's far too good to cover in dog shite.

Nice van :)
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Re: He cant half play the bongos

Postby bigjohnthomas » Fri Oct 31, 2014 7:08 pm

ake wrote:That's far too good to cover in dog shite.

Nice van :)


You have not seen the other side :lol:
as I don't like paying top money for stuff
Well the van is a bit of a damaged repaired
That's not repaired :lol:
Its not too bad just the very top of the roof all the way down the drivers side is a little lumpy
I might cut a hole in there one day anyway 8)
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Re: He cant half play the bongos

Postby limitedblack » Fri Oct 31, 2014 7:18 pm

Red & a bit lumpy down one side. Uncanny that it matches your knob.
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