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Re: Allcocks Arsewash 3000

Postby bigjohnthomas » Mon Apr 13, 2015 7:20 am

Its a crazzzzy idea
But it might just work :lol:
It gets quite unpleasant in those tanks
It smells like you are behind a bin wagon if you follow the arsewash 2000 in summer
I take it off onec a year and clean it out last time there was 15 perfectly round,inch balls of hair in there
It must make them sloshing about :?
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Re: Allcocks Arsewash 3000

Postby knighty1981 » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:57 pm

can you not just put big 3 inch tap on it ?

that way you can fill it, then open the tap quick and everything will fall/run out ?

even better if you're parked on a hill
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Re: Allcocks Arsewash 3000

Postby Mr RVM » Mon Apr 13, 2015 5:20 pm

knighty1981 wrote:can you not just put big 3 inch tap on it ?

that way you can fill it, then open the tap quick and everything will fall/run out ?

even better if you're parked on a hill


Not if you live at the bottom of it :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Allcocks Arsewash 3000

Postby bigjohnthomas » Mon Apr 13, 2015 7:28 pm

:lol: it needs a holding tank can't go dumping anal juices on folks drives :P it uses 3 sump fulls per dog , was going to go for a 1 1/2 gate valve :?
Almost ready for some fiberglass
The sh*t tank 100...
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Cut a bit out for those pipes in the end
They are brakes apparently :roll:
Going to look classy with a big lump of wood hanging off the back 8)
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Re: Allcocks Arsewash 3000

Postby DodgeRover » Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:42 pm

bigjohnthomas wrote:Bath now undergoing sea triles
Up to temp and holding it well. a leak on the pressure side of the pump union though :x
Bit of a party going on in it actually :P

Room for a little un
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What type of dog are they then? Cute little buggers...
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Re: Allcocks Arsewash 3000

Postby bigjohnthomas » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:00 pm

DodgeRover wrote:
What type of dog are they then? Cute little buggers...


They are the best type of dog, tigerhounds 8)

7 week old Danes :D
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Re: Allcocks Arsewash 3000

Postby bigjohnthomas » Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:33 pm

Just went over the biggest speed bump in the world in the arsewash 2000 a real tank smasher
So straight to wicks bought a new saw and cut 2cm off the sh*t tank 100 ( now sh*t tank 100 mk2 trend )
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Re: Allcocks Arsewash 3000

Postby bigjohnthomas » Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:51 pm

Bit of resin to keep the foul liquids in
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Lid and tank connectors and vent ...........
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Re: Allcocks Arsewash 3000

Postby bigjohnthomas » Wed Apr 15, 2015 6:54 pm

Nearly ready to fit :P that resin makes you quite trippi man
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Found some bits off an old sofa welded them up ...
And its the allcock 100 tank mounting brackets 8)
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Have to glass those lids on yet and vent them :(


You can have those tripe trays back on Friday knighty :oops:
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Re: Allcocks Arsewash 3000

Postby bigjohnthomas » Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:49 pm

Just slipping it in :P
Not that low after all
Couple of brackets required yet though
Bish bosh :?
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Re: Allcocks Arsewash 3000

Postby bigjohnthomas » Tue Apr 21, 2015 4:35 pm

All plumbed up
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And ready to receive its first juices
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Re: Allcocks Arsewash 3000

Postby bigjohnthomas » Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:47 pm

Meanwhile
If anyone's interested in the crufts results they are on the van
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Re: Allcocks Arsewash 3000

Postby RustWidow » Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:00 pm

Erm, ok if you say do, can't read it lol
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Re: Allcocks Arsewash 3000

Postby bigjohnthomas » Mon May 11, 2015 8:13 pm

After an overwhelming request s for more pics Here you are Monty :lol:
All ready for work on Saturday
Just need to compound it ready for the signs

Sumpatron and pump lives there ImageImageImage
Got my old dryer in there finished in bjt amphrashite same as the bulkhead


Have to refinish the AW 2000 next :(
Then make the AW 4000 with all the extra bits I bought :oops:
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Re: Allcocks Arsewash 3000

Postby BigMonty » Mon May 11, 2015 8:23 pm

Impressive Allcock, impressive.
Proper job. 8)
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